I want my $$$$ Back

If I had only known years ago (during those experimental university days) that I was infertile I wouldn't have wasted all that money on birth control. Okay the truth is I wasn't exactely wild, but I was safe and now I want my money back. To think of the morning I went to the pharmacy scared shi*less to get the morning after pill, puffy eyed from no sleep and from the hours of crying and all for not. Now if only I could take all the money that I invested in "safe sex" and buy myself a baby.